Now we all knew that great mood wasn't going to last, but this is something that seriously annoys me. When you pay for a service and you don't actually get it. For example, Darren pays a ton of money for cable/internet and as of Wednesday, about 4 channels were working. When he called Comcast* they said they wouldn't be able to get anyone out to the house until.....WEDNESDAY of NEXT week. Now seriously, when I'm paying you $150 a month, it would be nice to be able to watch TV. They said they would credit our account for the days our cable wasn't working properly. My idea of a proper credit?? NOT HAVING TO PAY A BILL FOR A SERVICE THAT I DIDN'T RECEIVE!!!! As far as I'm concerned, I have not received my service since my cable doesn't work.
Another example, landlords. This is a prime example of paying for a service that is not received. You might be saying, "don't you have a place to live? A roof over your head??" The answer is yes, BUT when something goes wrong in my house/apartment I expect for it to be FIXED in a TIMELY fashion! How hard is it to come put weather stripping on the door or fix an outlet? The house I lived in last year was 10 times worse than what I'm living in now, but it still has its share of problems. Bottom line: I'm paying rent, make sure that my apartment isn't going to fall down around my ears while I'm asleep!
And finally....Drum roll, please....Restaurants! This one seems obvious and maybe I just have high standards, but I am tired of going out to eat and getting shitty service. Sometimes I think that I have high standards for a server, which I probably do, but a server knows when they're giving shitty service, so don't act all offended or pissed off when you get a tip to match your service. Something that is often forgotten by servers: your tip is a reflection of your service! Just because the person's bill is $50, doesn't mean you automatically earned a $10 tip because you got them drinks and placed food in front of them. Going that extra mile earns you that 20% tip. Don't expect it if you haven't EARNED it. Now I know that there are times when I give shitty service. The difference is that when I give shitty service I KNOW it! and I don't expect a 20% tip!
I think that this shall conclude my "paying for a service and not getting it" segment. I would also like to say though that I am not a fan of people who get a service and then don't pay for it! When you take advantage of someone, you ruin it for everyone else! Both of these are two pet peeves of mine, just so you know!
Friday, February 29, 2008
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Suprise!
I am actually in a really good mood considering I haven't had any decent amount of sleep this week and I have a ton of homework with job training looming over my head! I've got so much stuff to do this weekend, but I have faith that I will get it all done and that I will actually do well. I talked with both of my professors that I have to turn papers in for next week, I feel much better about both and am actually kind of excited to see what I can get out of my topics. I'm also feeling pretty good about German. I'm not doing the greatest, but I'm actually pretty far from failing, which is my greatest fear. I've also got a presentation due next week which I think will go pretty well, we've got some good ideas. Perhaps the reason for my good mood is the fact that I spent a lovely evening in Topeka with Darren last night. He left for Baltimore today and I'm starting work this weekend, so there is a good chance we won't have any 'quality' time for a couple of weeks. It was just too bad that we only had 2 hours:( Another reason for these unexplained feelings might be the fact that I haven't spent much time at my apartment in the last two weeks. I just don't give a damn about them or the apartment anymore. The ability to ignore everything has really helped to control my anxiety. There hasn't been anything that has really annoyed me in about a week! I'm sure this feeling of unannoyance will not last long, but it is nice for right now! Actually, this feeling is kind of foreign to me...The more I think about it the less I know how to feel about it...hmmm. Oh, I had to clean out the washer before I could use it because someone decided to put a dog urine soaked towel in there and not run it (I say someone, but only one person here has a dog...wonder who it could have been). Whew! I was getting worried for a second that I had lost my ability to recognize things that annoy me!
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Concert Ettiquette
As you may or may not know, I was fortunate enough to see Matchbox Twenty last night. The concert was freaking AWESOME! Totally worth having to go with no sleep and being behind on homework. That said, I noticed some things last night that I thought I'd take a moment to draw attention to. I'm sure that most of this will not apply to anyone reading this, but maybe next time you're out on the town and you see some of this behavior, you'll know you aren't the only who is thinking "Wow. What a dumbass."
1. Drinking.
I should think this goes without saying, but seriously, you should not be drunk (so wasted you can't stand up) at a concert. Not only are you a danger to yourself, you are a danger to me. Don't get me wrong here, I'm all for going out and having a good time (even if that good time does include getting so drunk you don't remember who you are). HOWEVER, there is a time and a place for drinking like that and the Sprint Center at a concert isn't the time or the place.
2. Actions after drinking.
When you are so drunk you can't stand/walk/move, you should probably call it quits...not muster the last of your energy to walk to the beer line. This said, when you are on your way back to your seat after buying said beer, do not become belligerent when the usher has to escort you out...before the main act even comes on stage. While you are funny to watch, I paid good money to watch a band and you are distracting me. Please Leave!
3. Talking on your cell phone.
Once again, I would think that this goes without saying, but apparently not. DO NOT USE YOUR CELL PHONE AT A CONCERT! I don't care if it is intermission and nothing is going on, do not call your friend/family member who is on the other side of the arena and proceed to 'find' them. "WAVE YOUR ARMS!!" "I'M WAVING MY DRINK!!" Um, drinks are expensive so you really shouldn't be waving them around...and if you spill it on me you'll have to remove that plastic cup from your ass, which is where I will be placing it after I clean myself off.
4. This one is specifically aimed at those people who take the two drinks per person minimum to heart.
Just because you CAN have two drinks, doesn't mean you (one person) need TWO. Honestly, I could care less that you bought two drinks, but don't spill them on me because you are already too drunk to walk.
5. Getting up and down.
Honestly!!! There isn't much room for people to sit let alone walk through the aisles, so while I don't mind getting up for you once or twice in a 4 hour period...every 15 minutes (literally) is a bit too much for me. When you get up to buy that precious $6 beer, maybe you should use the restroom or buy that hotdog. Also, anyone who drinks knows that when you drink it makes you have to pee more frequently...so maybe you should plan ahead and NOT DRINK SO MUCH!
6. Dancing.
Where do I begin? Perhaps with a story (or two). Here is an instance when it is alright to dance/gyrate/wave your arms/whatever it is that you do: There was a boy in front of us who was about 8 years old. This kid was having the time of his life. He didn't sit down once the main act came on for at least 45 minutes and he waved his arms in the air and sang along the entire time. It was so cute that I couldn't help but watch with a sense of awe. I only wish that I could have that much uninhibited fun. Now for story two: You are a drunk woman wearing a shirt that is too tight standing up SCREAMING the WRONG lyrics so everyone can hear you over the BAND. Sit down. You can't dance. Do not drink any more beer. You are officially cut off. See the difference? 8 year old boy having the time of his life pumping his fist in the air vs. overweight woman spilling beer all over while screaming the wrong lyrics...I'll let you decide which you'd rather see.
7. Making your kids go to a concert they clearly have no interest in seeing.
How do I know they don't care? Because for the entire 4 hours we are there they are texting friends on their phone telling them that they DON'T WANT TO BE THERE! Why do parents waste money on this kind of thing when their kids don't want to go? Hire a sitter and enjoy yourself instead of yelling at your kid the whole night to "pay attention" or you "paid good money for these tickets so you better enjoy it!" Leave the drama at home.
8. Proper attire.
Where in the hell are Clinton and Stacy when you need them?! Ladies, I know we all just want to look our cutest when we're going out, but you might want to rethink that super tight spandex halter top with the super low rise jeans and thong. No body wants to see that (for anyone who knows me, insert irony here, but I don't do it on purpose). Guys, I think the guy I watched on MSNBC "Lock Up" last night said it best, "When you wear your pants all saggy like that we think it's sexy...and you are making yourself an easy target. I like booty." Think about that the next time you pull those pants down below the 'equator'.
If everyone could just adhere to these simple rules, concerts would be much more enjoyable for all. Remember, if your parents would be embarrassed to see you do it or wear it, leave it at home. And if that's your drunk ass mother leaning on you in the beer line, jump off a cliff because you're a lost cause.
1. Drinking.
I should think this goes without saying, but seriously, you should not be drunk (so wasted you can't stand up) at a concert. Not only are you a danger to yourself, you are a danger to me. Don't get me wrong here, I'm all for going out and having a good time (even if that good time does include getting so drunk you don't remember who you are). HOWEVER, there is a time and a place for drinking like that and the Sprint Center at a concert isn't the time or the place.
2. Actions after drinking.
When you are so drunk you can't stand/walk/move, you should probably call it quits...not muster the last of your energy to walk to the beer line. This said, when you are on your way back to your seat after buying said beer, do not become belligerent when the usher has to escort you out...before the main act even comes on stage. While you are funny to watch, I paid good money to watch a band and you are distracting me. Please Leave!
3. Talking on your cell phone.
Once again, I would think that this goes without saying, but apparently not. DO NOT USE YOUR CELL PHONE AT A CONCERT! I don't care if it is intermission and nothing is going on, do not call your friend/family member who is on the other side of the arena and proceed to 'find' them. "WAVE YOUR ARMS!!" "I'M WAVING MY DRINK!!" Um, drinks are expensive so you really shouldn't be waving them around...and if you spill it on me you'll have to remove that plastic cup from your ass, which is where I will be placing it after I clean myself off.
4. This one is specifically aimed at those people who take the two drinks per person minimum to heart.
Just because you CAN have two drinks, doesn't mean you (one person) need TWO. Honestly, I could care less that you bought two drinks, but don't spill them on me because you are already too drunk to walk.
5. Getting up and down.
Honestly!!! There isn't much room for people to sit let alone walk through the aisles, so while I don't mind getting up for you once or twice in a 4 hour period...every 15 minutes (literally) is a bit too much for me. When you get up to buy that precious $6 beer, maybe you should use the restroom or buy that hotdog. Also, anyone who drinks knows that when you drink it makes you have to pee more frequently...so maybe you should plan ahead and NOT DRINK SO MUCH!
6. Dancing.
Where do I begin? Perhaps with a story (or two). Here is an instance when it is alright to dance/gyrate/wave your arms/whatever it is that you do: There was a boy in front of us who was about 8 years old. This kid was having the time of his life. He didn't sit down once the main act came on for at least 45 minutes and he waved his arms in the air and sang along the entire time. It was so cute that I couldn't help but watch with a sense of awe. I only wish that I could have that much uninhibited fun. Now for story two: You are a drunk woman wearing a shirt that is too tight standing up SCREAMING the WRONG lyrics so everyone can hear you over the BAND. Sit down. You can't dance. Do not drink any more beer. You are officially cut off. See the difference? 8 year old boy having the time of his life pumping his fist in the air vs. overweight woman spilling beer all over while screaming the wrong lyrics...I'll let you decide which you'd rather see.
7. Making your kids go to a concert they clearly have no interest in seeing.
How do I know they don't care? Because for the entire 4 hours we are there they are texting friends on their phone telling them that they DON'T WANT TO BE THERE! Why do parents waste money on this kind of thing when their kids don't want to go? Hire a sitter and enjoy yourself instead of yelling at your kid the whole night to "pay attention" or you "paid good money for these tickets so you better enjoy it!" Leave the drama at home.
8. Proper attire.
Where in the hell are Clinton and Stacy when you need them?! Ladies, I know we all just want to look our cutest when we're going out, but you might want to rethink that super tight spandex halter top with the super low rise jeans and thong. No body wants to see that (for anyone who knows me, insert irony here, but I don't do it on purpose). Guys, I think the guy I watched on MSNBC "Lock Up" last night said it best, "When you wear your pants all saggy like that we think it's sexy...and you are making yourself an easy target. I like booty." Think about that the next time you pull those pants down below the 'equator'.
If everyone could just adhere to these simple rules, concerts would be much more enjoyable for all. Remember, if your parents would be embarrassed to see you do it or wear it, leave it at home. And if that's your drunk ass mother leaning on you in the beer line, jump off a cliff because you're a lost cause.
Sunday, February 24, 2008
What's in a book?
Ever since I can remember, reading has been one of my favorite things to do. Sadly, I feel like the older I get the harder it is for me to sit down and enjoy reading for pleasure...even if it's just for a few minutes. I have found that I just don't have time to read for fun after reading for class; often reading for class drains me and the last thing I want to do is read..sigh. This semester I have been lucky, most of my reading is fun and stuff I have already read and therefore, enjoy. However, I do not enjoy reading a book that I loved previously and ripping it to pieces...what does this mean...what is the author doing here...what's the message...does this person grow/change? How? I think you get the point. I understand that the point of the class is to totally tear the book apart, but honestly, it just ruins it for me and makes it difficult to ever read the book again. I just can't enjoy it.
When a book is made into a movie, I try really hard to read the book before I see the movie...I still haven't seen 'Charlie Wilson's War', which I began reading over Christmas Break, but haven't had a chance to finish. Nicole and I want to see 'The Other Boleyn Girl', but want to read the novel first. I guess this means I won't be seeing this movie until June. I often wish I had more time to read for fun, but alas, I don't see this happening any time soon....Hopefully this summer will bring time and books, though!
When a book is made into a movie, I try really hard to read the book before I see the movie...I still haven't seen 'Charlie Wilson's War', which I began reading over Christmas Break, but haven't had a chance to finish. Nicole and I want to see 'The Other Boleyn Girl', but want to read the novel first. I guess this means I won't be seeing this movie until June. I often wish I had more time to read for fun, but alas, I don't see this happening any time soon....Hopefully this summer will bring time and books, though!
Friday, February 22, 2008
Lawrence sucks and this is why...
I'm not kidding folks, going through Lawrence is seriously the worst part of my drive. And of course tonight was no different. As I got off the highway (which was totally clear of ice and snow), I was accosted by snow packed roads. Of course this is irritating in any situation, but more so tonight. First of all, it had stopped snowing sometime before, this much was obvious. How do I know this? Because the road was clear where cars had been driving (more on that later)and workers were out clearing PARKING LOTS. At least we know where their priorities are at. Even more irritating than the shitty roads were the lights that changed for no reason. I mean really! Take some money and put them on sensors instead of timers! After I stop at 2 lights for no reason, I'm finally on my way. As I'm driving I am trying to stay in the tracks left by those before me...I had to ask myself WTF as I not once, but twice, noticed I was straddling the double yellow line (remember, this isn't me but the tracks I am following). Apparently people in Lawrence can't drive either...I am finally on my way out of town when suddenly, A MIRACLE!!!! It only snowed in Lawrence! Both I-70 and K-10 were clear. Hmmmm...Makes you wonder doesn't it? Perhaps Lawrence should take some of that money that they use to buy the basketball players and use it to employ people to clean the streets. That is all.
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Grinding of the gears
It is time for another segment of "You know what really grinds my gears?!". Today's segment is in honor of things that are supposed to 'speed up' my life. For instance: Have you ever noticed that when you are in a hurry and go through a drive thru somewhere it seems to take you 20 minutes longer than if you would have parked your car and walked into the establishment.
What about the express lane? Without a doubt if I were to go through the express lane or self check out, I will encounter a proble. I'm not kidding, these features suck, they don't help me they only make me have to spend more in the store. Not only do these features seem to take longer, but if you encounter a problem, you have to wait for some lacky to come over an press a button to enable you to continue. Again, would have been faster to wait in a regular line.
Fast food. Good in theory, bad in practice. They should rename it "Fat Food". Don't get me wrong, it's nice to run through the drive thru (although I use run loosly--see first comment), but after word I feel like a huge ball of crap for eating nasty, pre-made( I don't buy that fresh when you order it crap--since when does it take 1 minute to make a cheeseburger, even if it is only 1/16 of an inch thick) that is loaded with calories that go straight to my ass.
Construction. I know you're asking "what the hell, construction doesn't speed your life up", but the point is that after all is said and done, it should make things go faster. For instance when they expand a 4 lane highway to 6 lanes to accomodate more cars. Yet another thing that is good in theory, but bad in practice. Yes, this new 6 lane highway will shave 12 minutes off my drive each morning, but for the 4 years it takes them to build it, I have to leave my house 45 minutes early because of traffic and detours. Thanks, State of Kansas, for making my life better (insert eye roll).
Microwaves. I love them, however I hate that when you microwave food it gets all soggy and tastes strange. These actually do make lives better, mostly because it doesn't take 10 minutes for them to warm up, but I'm afraid of the after affects of standing in front of the microwave while waiting for my TV dinner. I'm going to be pretty pissed if I'm barren because of the micro-waves or whatever.
This concludes today's Grind my Gears. Thank you for reading.
What about the express lane? Without a doubt if I were to go through the express lane or self check out, I will encounter a proble. I'm not kidding, these features suck, they don't help me they only make me have to spend more in the store. Not only do these features seem to take longer, but if you encounter a problem, you have to wait for some lacky to come over an press a button to enable you to continue. Again, would have been faster to wait in a regular line.
Fast food. Good in theory, bad in practice. They should rename it "Fat Food". Don't get me wrong, it's nice to run through the drive thru (although I use run loosly--see first comment), but after word I feel like a huge ball of crap for eating nasty, pre-made( I don't buy that fresh when you order it crap--since when does it take 1 minute to make a cheeseburger, even if it is only 1/16 of an inch thick) that is loaded with calories that go straight to my ass.
Construction. I know you're asking "what the hell, construction doesn't speed your life up", but the point is that after all is said and done, it should make things go faster. For instance when they expand a 4 lane highway to 6 lanes to accomodate more cars. Yet another thing that is good in theory, but bad in practice. Yes, this new 6 lane highway will shave 12 minutes off my drive each morning, but for the 4 years it takes them to build it, I have to leave my house 45 minutes early because of traffic and detours. Thanks, State of Kansas, for making my life better (insert eye roll).
Microwaves. I love them, however I hate that when you microwave food it gets all soggy and tastes strange. These actually do make lives better, mostly because it doesn't take 10 minutes for them to warm up, but I'm afraid of the after affects of standing in front of the microwave while waiting for my TV dinner. I'm going to be pretty pissed if I'm barren because of the micro-waves or whatever.
This concludes today's Grind my Gears. Thank you for reading.
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
What word defines your life?
If I had to pick one word that I believed summed up my life, it would be 'Rush'. I feel like all I ever do is rush. I'm either rushing to class or rushing to finish homework that is due in a few hours. Rushing to drive home, rushing to get back to Manhattan for class, rushing to work. I think you get the point. I hope that at some point, life will slow down, but I don't think it will. I remember being told when I was younger that the older I got the faster time would fly. Whoever told me this was 100% correct. It seems like just yesterday I was graduating from High School and then starting classes at KCKCC. Now I'm about to graduate from KSU and start Grad School. Wow. I know that my life will not slow down anytime soon, but it's nice to dream isn't it? So, if I had to define my life with one word, I would use Rush. I rather enjoy the sense of urgency that I have when it comes to getting to where I need to be, but sometimes I just want to sit down and RELAX. I hate to rush off, but I've got homework:)
Sunday, February 17, 2008
High Time..
I believe that it is high time I write a list of goals for myself. Not the kind of goals that can be accomplished by the end of the week, but some long term goals. I hope to achieve them all, but I know how things go sometimes and that it might not be possible to check them all off my list, but I'll do my best.
10. Graduate with my Bachelor's Degree in English.
This one might seem obvious, but it seems like the closer I get to the end, the harder things get. Right now I am struggling through my classes and I sometimes question if I'll actually graduate or not. I just hope the last 5 years of my life haven't been a waste education wise just because I can't get my shit together and pass German.
9. Either get my Master's Degree or go to Law School
I'm leaning more towards my Master's right now, but I would still love to go to Law School. I guess we'll see which one I decide to do (as long as I complete number 10 on this list).
8. Become debt free.
I actually plan to start on this one this summer. I have many credit cards with high limits that I would like to pay off in the next 2 years. I honestly think I can do this, but only if I don't acquire any more debt. I have decided not to have a car payment until I have paid off all of my credit cards (I don't really count student loans as debt since they're on a time schedule to be paid off).
7. Travel to Europe.
Nicole and I are working on this one. We are planning on going to Europe next Spring. I am very excited! The only problem is saving for it!
6. Get Darren to go on a trip outside the continental United States.
I have already said that I WILL NOT spend our honeymoon in the States. I figure I can spend 3 days in a car to drive to a port so we can take a cruise. I have yet to decide where I want to go, but know that it will be someplace WARM!
5. Save as many animals as I possibly can.
And I don't mean by adopting them all myself. I'm thinking more about finding homes for animals that would otherwise be overlooked. It is my personal belief that people create their own situations, animals (pets) cannot help being born into a world where they may or may not be wanted.
4. Build a house for Habitat for Humanity.
It's just something I've always wanted to do. Maybe I'll do the "Spring Break On" thing.
3. Travel the entire 48 connected States ( I want to go to Alaska and Hawaii at some point too).
Since beginning to date Darren, I have checked many more States off my list, but I'm still very far from having been to all 48.
2. Go deep sea fishing.
Just something else I've always wanted to do. How cool would this be??
1. Make enough money during my life to retire at a decent age so that I can do EVERYTHING.
Everything includes: travel the world, go deep sea fishing, swim with the dolphins, go whale watching, fly a plane, go all the places everyone says I shouldn't (middle eastern countries, china, etc.), climb Mount Everest, build my own home, ride an elephant in the wild, and much much more. Add to this becoming a Storm Chaser with Nicole. I also want to go sky diving and scuba diving. I would also like to touch a tiger (just not the one at the KC Zoo that killed its mate).
I can only assume that this list will grow as I complete things or decide that I can't actually do them. Hopefully I can have some of these checked off in the next few years.
10. Graduate with my Bachelor's Degree in English.
This one might seem obvious, but it seems like the closer I get to the end, the harder things get. Right now I am struggling through my classes and I sometimes question if I'll actually graduate or not. I just hope the last 5 years of my life haven't been a waste education wise just because I can't get my shit together and pass German.
9. Either get my Master's Degree or go to Law School
I'm leaning more towards my Master's right now, but I would still love to go to Law School. I guess we'll see which one I decide to do (as long as I complete number 10 on this list).
8. Become debt free.
I actually plan to start on this one this summer. I have many credit cards with high limits that I would like to pay off in the next 2 years. I honestly think I can do this, but only if I don't acquire any more debt. I have decided not to have a car payment until I have paid off all of my credit cards (I don't really count student loans as debt since they're on a time schedule to be paid off).
7. Travel to Europe.
Nicole and I are working on this one. We are planning on going to Europe next Spring. I am very excited! The only problem is saving for it!
6. Get Darren to go on a trip outside the continental United States.
I have already said that I WILL NOT spend our honeymoon in the States. I figure I can spend 3 days in a car to drive to a port so we can take a cruise. I have yet to decide where I want to go, but know that it will be someplace WARM!
5. Save as many animals as I possibly can.
And I don't mean by adopting them all myself. I'm thinking more about finding homes for animals that would otherwise be overlooked. It is my personal belief that people create their own situations, animals (pets) cannot help being born into a world where they may or may not be wanted.
4. Build a house for Habitat for Humanity.
It's just something I've always wanted to do. Maybe I'll do the "Spring Break On" thing.
3. Travel the entire 48 connected States ( I want to go to Alaska and Hawaii at some point too).
Since beginning to date Darren, I have checked many more States off my list, but I'm still very far from having been to all 48.
2. Go deep sea fishing.
Just something else I've always wanted to do. How cool would this be??
1. Make enough money during my life to retire at a decent age so that I can do EVERYTHING.
Everything includes: travel the world, go deep sea fishing, swim with the dolphins, go whale watching, fly a plane, go all the places everyone says I shouldn't (middle eastern countries, china, etc.), climb Mount Everest, build my own home, ride an elephant in the wild, and much much more. Add to this becoming a Storm Chaser with Nicole. I also want to go sky diving and scuba diving. I would also like to touch a tiger (just not the one at the KC Zoo that killed its mate).
I can only assume that this list will grow as I complete things or decide that I can't actually do them. Hopefully I can have some of these checked off in the next few years.
Saturday, February 16, 2008
hell and back
Today I had to go to the grocery store and since the Dillon's by our house is closed (it is being turned into a Price Chopper), I braved Wal-Mart. I hate Wal-Mart anytime, but today had to be my worst experience ever. I think that every white trash or non-English speaking person or housewife was in the Olathe Wal-Mart today. I couldn't get within 10 feet of the yogurt, which I really needed (for the dog) and when I tried to go down the aisle with all the baking stuff, every single person in Wal-Mart was there too. I thank God everyday that I am too lazy to attain my license to conceal and carry, because I certainly would have used it today. You would have heard about me on the news, "KSU Senior Goes Down in a Blaze of Fire in Olathe Wal-Mart" or something like that. I'm sure KCTV 5 would jazz it up a bit. My point is this: as much as I enjoy walking around Target, I would never associate that type of calm relaxation with Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart has to have some sort of hidden magnet to attract white trash/poor/non English speaking/ people. (At this point feel free to call me racist. I'm not, I just tell it like it is and it is true that many non-Enlish speaking people shop at Wal-Mart.)Luckily for myself and those who know me, I try to limit my interaction with Wal-Mart to less than once a month.
on bullshit
Last night Nicole and I decided to have a nice evening out. Would you like to know what that nice evening out might end up costing me? $125 (not including the $95 I spent at the Gap or the $40 I spent on dinner and drinks). You might be asking yourself why. Because I lost my keys. Mind you, I wasn't even drunk, they must have fallen out of my pocket or something. I call bullshit on this. Mostly because I am smart enough to know that it doesn't cost $125 to make a car key, even if you do have to program it. I miss the old days when the cost of making a car key was a dollar at the hardware store. What a rip off...and total bullshit!
Thursday, February 14, 2008
top movies
In honor of my top books blog, I thought I'd do one for my favorite movies. Most of them aren't anything special, they're just some of my favorites.
15. Milo and Otis
A feel good movie made by the Japanese. Milo and Otis, cat and dog, go on an adventure together. I loved this movie when I was little.
14. Charlotte's Web (cartoon and animated version)
If you didn't cry the first time you saw this one, you have no soul. My favorite part is when Templeton sings about the 'veritable feast' he finds at the county fair.
13. Schindler's List
Based on the true story of Oskar Schindler. He gave everything he had to save 1100 Jews from Hitler's clutches. I like to watch this one when I feel like my life sucks. It puts things in perspective.
12. Little Miss Sunshine
Holy crap! I laughed so hard I cried while watching this movie. The highlight is the end when Olive dances to Rick James song, "Super Freak".
11. The Fugitive
Not gonna lie, when I was about 8 this was my all time favorite movie. When other kids were watching cartoons, I was watching Harrison Ford track down the One Armed Man.
10. Walk the Line
It doesn't matter how many times I've seen this movie, I watch it every chance I get...even if it's on 3 times a day.
9. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
Many people complain about having to spend the holidays with family. Nobody makes a bad situation funny like Chevy Chase and Randy Quaid. It almost makes me wish I had a cousin Eddie of my own to brighten up the holidays.
8. National Treasure
Action packed adventure movie. I'm not really a fan of Nicholas Cage, but he makes it work here. And the technology is amazing!
7. Urban Cowboy
One of the best movies of the 1980s. I love it. Boy meets girl, they get married. They get into a fight, she moves out. Both have affairs. Boy kicks girl's boyfriend's ass. Boy and girl are back together at the end. End scene, boy and girl walk away together while "Looking for love in all the wrong places" plays. What could be better than that??
6. St. Elmo's Fire
Another great movie from the 1980s. When I was in high school I could only dream that my college experience (or after college experience, I guess) would be like the one portrayed in this movie. Some how I doubt I'll have a mural of Billy Idol painted on a pink wall or sleep with my boyfriend's best friend or fall in love with some chick that I have no chance with...but who knows?
5. Stand By Me
A coming of age flick from the 1980s. What is there to say about this movie? I think this quote sums it up better than I ever could: "I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?" Fantastic!
4. School of Rock
For those about to rock, we salute you. I think the reason I like this movie so much is because it introduced kids to GOOD music. Not the crap that is considered music today.
3. Pure Country
George Strait + Love Story + George singing a song to his love interest at the end + George in tight jeans= great movie.
2. Dirty Dancing
One of the best dance scenes of any movie I've ever seen. Plus a kick ass sound track. And Patrick Swayze, what more could you ask for?
1. Peter Pan
This was my favorite Disney movie when I was a little girl. I still enjoy watching it to this day...although now I pick up on a lot more than I did then. Sexism..Racism..many other 'isms'...
What a joyous day it would be to sit down and watch all of my favorite movies (because this is just a short list)! I'll put it on the ever growing "TO DO" list.
15. Milo and Otis
A feel good movie made by the Japanese. Milo and Otis, cat and dog, go on an adventure together. I loved this movie when I was little.
14. Charlotte's Web (cartoon and animated version)
If you didn't cry the first time you saw this one, you have no soul. My favorite part is when Templeton sings about the 'veritable feast' he finds at the county fair.
13. Schindler's List
Based on the true story of Oskar Schindler. He gave everything he had to save 1100 Jews from Hitler's clutches. I like to watch this one when I feel like my life sucks. It puts things in perspective.
12. Little Miss Sunshine
Holy crap! I laughed so hard I cried while watching this movie. The highlight is the end when Olive dances to Rick James song, "Super Freak".
11. The Fugitive
Not gonna lie, when I was about 8 this was my all time favorite movie. When other kids were watching cartoons, I was watching Harrison Ford track down the One Armed Man.
10. Walk the Line
It doesn't matter how many times I've seen this movie, I watch it every chance I get...even if it's on 3 times a day.
9. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
Many people complain about having to spend the holidays with family. Nobody makes a bad situation funny like Chevy Chase and Randy Quaid. It almost makes me wish I had a cousin Eddie of my own to brighten up the holidays.
8. National Treasure
Action packed adventure movie. I'm not really a fan of Nicholas Cage, but he makes it work here. And the technology is amazing!
7. Urban Cowboy
One of the best movies of the 1980s. I love it. Boy meets girl, they get married. They get into a fight, she moves out. Both have affairs. Boy kicks girl's boyfriend's ass. Boy and girl are back together at the end. End scene, boy and girl walk away together while "Looking for love in all the wrong places" plays. What could be better than that??
6. St. Elmo's Fire
Another great movie from the 1980s. When I was in high school I could only dream that my college experience (or after college experience, I guess) would be like the one portrayed in this movie. Some how I doubt I'll have a mural of Billy Idol painted on a pink wall or sleep with my boyfriend's best friend or fall in love with some chick that I have no chance with...but who knows?
5. Stand By Me
A coming of age flick from the 1980s. What is there to say about this movie? I think this quote sums it up better than I ever could: "I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?" Fantastic!
4. School of Rock
For those about to rock, we salute you. I think the reason I like this movie so much is because it introduced kids to GOOD music. Not the crap that is considered music today.
3. Pure Country
George Strait + Love Story + George singing a song to his love interest at the end + George in tight jeans= great movie.
2. Dirty Dancing
One of the best dance scenes of any movie I've ever seen. Plus a kick ass sound track. And Patrick Swayze, what more could you ask for?
1. Peter Pan
This was my favorite Disney movie when I was a little girl. I still enjoy watching it to this day...although now I pick up on a lot more than I did then. Sexism..Racism..many other 'isms'...
What a joyous day it would be to sit down and watch all of my favorite movies (because this is just a short list)! I'll put it on the ever growing "TO DO" list.
Dory
My mom called this morning. Dory had to be put to sleep because her kidneys were failing. The doctor said that it happens sometimes, there was nothing that could be done. I really wanted to go be with her, but she was in a lot of pain so my mom told the doctor to go ahead. The worst part is that my mom couldn't get off work to go be with her so she was alone. As if the situation wasn't bad enough.
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
sad things...
Aren't you lucky, today is a twofer in the blog department. Earlier today my mom called me and said that our cat Dory was acting strange so she was taking her to the vet. She called me this afternoon to tell me what the doctor said. Things aren't looking good. Her tongue is brown and her throat is bloody. She can't move her back end; they're running tests to find out what is wrong with her. My mom is afraid they'll have to put her to sleep tomorrow. My mom feels really guilty even though it isn't her fault; Dory had a mind of her own and if she wanted to go outside, you weren't keeping her from doing it.
This news today prompted me to reflect on all of my childhood pets. We have always been a family with tons of pets...any kind of pet..hamsters..guinea pigs...dogs and cats. Even today at age 22 it is hard for me not to take home any pet that crosses my path. Some of my fondest and earliest memories include pets. In the 5 years that we have had Dory, I have collected many fond memories of her and I hope to have many more!
This news today prompted me to reflect on all of my childhood pets. We have always been a family with tons of pets...any kind of pet..hamsters..guinea pigs...dogs and cats. Even today at age 22 it is hard for me not to take home any pet that crosses my path. Some of my fondest and earliest memories include pets. In the 5 years that we have had Dory, I have collected many fond memories of her and I hope to have many more!
my top 10 books
Have you ever read a book that was so profound/great/awesome/moving that you just had to go out and tell someone about it? Nicole and I often talk about the books we are reading or have read, so I figured I'd make a post about my top 10 books. These are honestly 10 of the best books I've ever read.
10. Whale Talk by Chris Crutcher
Andrea introduced me to this little gem and I've loved it since the first time I finished it. I'm actually reading it for my Lit for Adolescents class in a few weeks. It's about a boy named T.J. who believes in standing up for those who may not be able to stand up for themselves, namely a little black girl named Heidi who is verbally abused by her jackass stepfather. Fantastic read for all ages.
9. Valley of the Dolls by Jacqueline Susann
For anyone who has ever seen an episode of Sex and the City, you should know that Candace Bushnell ripped off Jacqueline Susann. This is the original story of 3 friends who are trying to make it big, but are thwarted at every turn by drugs, men, and backstabbers. Once you read this book you will notice references to it in many 'mainstream' books that are on the shelves these days.
8. The World According to Garp by John Irving
Wow. I don't know why, but I seriously love this book. After reading it I knew that my life wasn't nearly as fucked up as I thought it was. It is happy, sad, and fucked up all at the same time. The movie isn't nearly as good as the book, mostly because Glenn Close plays Jenny Fields and who ever thought that was a good idea should go back and read the book again.
7. Lamb by Christopher Moore
No, not THAT Christopher Moore. This book is so unique that it had to go on my list. It is the story of Jesus (mostly the years that aren't chronicled in the Bible) told by his best friend, Biff. I know its fiction, but it really made me question my religious view. Definitely a read for those who think they know everything about Jesus and his life. It'll make you wonder...
6. Life of Pi by Yann Martel
One of the best adventure stories of all time. I can't really tell you too much because it might give something away, but just know that the end of the book will leave you wondering what the hell the truth is. Yep, it's one of those that leaves more questions unanswered than answered. Enjoy!
5. A Tree Grows in Brooklyn by Betty Smith
I don't know what makes it so great, but after 500 pages I wanted more. I wanted to know what happened to Francie and if Katie finally lived happily ever after. It makes me wonder why it isn't taught in schools...perhaps because it's 500 pages and today's youth can barely get past a 100 page magazine.
4. Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card
My friend Adam turned me on to this book. He was right, it is great. Once again, it's hard to tell you what it's about, but know that it is Sci-Fi. I know what you're thinking and I'm not a fan of Sci-Fi either, but this book is genuinely GOOD. Check it out some rainy afternoon and I bet you won't be able to put it down.
3. To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee
What list is complete without this book? None. Seriously, if you haven't read this book by now allow me to come kick your ass. Once again, a book about standing up for those who can't defend themselves. Definitely hypocrisy at its best. It gives readers an inside look at the South during the Depression; nothing is sugar coated. It is brutally honest in it's portrayal of racism in the 'Deep South'. The only downside to the book? That Harper Lee didn't write anything else.
2. Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry
I remember being a little girl and asking my mom what this book was about. Her response prompted me to say "that's stupid". It wasn't until years later that I fell in love with one of my all time favorite books. One of the most beautifully written books I have ever had the pleasure of knowing. And for once, the made for TV movie actually does some sort of justice to McMurtry's graceful and vibrant writing.
1. Suzanne's Diary for Nicholas by James Patterson
This is not the kind of book that those familiar with James Patterson would expect from him. However, I think it is one of his best. I have never cried so much or so often. The only book that even compares on the 'sad' level is Where the Red Fern Grows. Gut wrenching sadness that leaves you cheering at the end.
These books are in no particular order and it took me awhile to narrow my list down to 10. Perhaps I'll do another list sometime, who knows. For now, Happy Reading!!
10. Whale Talk by Chris Crutcher
Andrea introduced me to this little gem and I've loved it since the first time I finished it. I'm actually reading it for my Lit for Adolescents class in a few weeks. It's about a boy named T.J. who believes in standing up for those who may not be able to stand up for themselves, namely a little black girl named Heidi who is verbally abused by her jackass stepfather. Fantastic read for all ages.
9. Valley of the Dolls by Jacqueline Susann
For anyone who has ever seen an episode of Sex and the City, you should know that Candace Bushnell ripped off Jacqueline Susann. This is the original story of 3 friends who are trying to make it big, but are thwarted at every turn by drugs, men, and backstabbers. Once you read this book you will notice references to it in many 'mainstream' books that are on the shelves these days.
8. The World According to Garp by John Irving
Wow. I don't know why, but I seriously love this book. After reading it I knew that my life wasn't nearly as fucked up as I thought it was. It is happy, sad, and fucked up all at the same time. The movie isn't nearly as good as the book, mostly because Glenn Close plays Jenny Fields and who ever thought that was a good idea should go back and read the book again.
7. Lamb by Christopher Moore
No, not THAT Christopher Moore. This book is so unique that it had to go on my list. It is the story of Jesus (mostly the years that aren't chronicled in the Bible) told by his best friend, Biff. I know its fiction, but it really made me question my religious view. Definitely a read for those who think they know everything about Jesus and his life. It'll make you wonder...
6. Life of Pi by Yann Martel
One of the best adventure stories of all time. I can't really tell you too much because it might give something away, but just know that the end of the book will leave you wondering what the hell the truth is. Yep, it's one of those that leaves more questions unanswered than answered. Enjoy!
5. A Tree Grows in Brooklyn by Betty Smith
I don't know what makes it so great, but after 500 pages I wanted more. I wanted to know what happened to Francie and if Katie finally lived happily ever after. It makes me wonder why it isn't taught in schools...perhaps because it's 500 pages and today's youth can barely get past a 100 page magazine.
4. Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card
My friend Adam turned me on to this book. He was right, it is great. Once again, it's hard to tell you what it's about, but know that it is Sci-Fi. I know what you're thinking and I'm not a fan of Sci-Fi either, but this book is genuinely GOOD. Check it out some rainy afternoon and I bet you won't be able to put it down.
3. To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee
What list is complete without this book? None. Seriously, if you haven't read this book by now allow me to come kick your ass. Once again, a book about standing up for those who can't defend themselves. Definitely hypocrisy at its best. It gives readers an inside look at the South during the Depression; nothing is sugar coated. It is brutally honest in it's portrayal of racism in the 'Deep South'. The only downside to the book? That Harper Lee didn't write anything else.
2. Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry
I remember being a little girl and asking my mom what this book was about. Her response prompted me to say "that's stupid". It wasn't until years later that I fell in love with one of my all time favorite books. One of the most beautifully written books I have ever had the pleasure of knowing. And for once, the made for TV movie actually does some sort of justice to McMurtry's graceful and vibrant writing.
1. Suzanne's Diary for Nicholas by James Patterson
This is not the kind of book that those familiar with James Patterson would expect from him. However, I think it is one of his best. I have never cried so much or so often. The only book that even compares on the 'sad' level is Where the Red Fern Grows. Gut wrenching sadness that leaves you cheering at the end.
These books are in no particular order and it took me awhile to narrow my list down to 10. Perhaps I'll do another list sometime, who knows. For now, Happy Reading!!
Monday, February 11, 2008
you know what really grinds my gears?
On occasion I like to write a blog about things that really annoy me. It helps me get things off my chest without feeling like I'm constantly complaining. I'll narrow this list down to 10 things in no particular order. Something tells me there will be a theme...
10. Living with children.
They aren't really children, but something tells me that a classroom of preschoolers have a higher maturity level than my roommates. Seriously folks, lets act like we're in our early twenties and not five.
9. People who bitch about all the things they have to do and then piss all their time away.
Nothing is more irritating that having to listen to people who bitch about all the things they have to do, but everytime you see them they're fucking off. Do not complain to me about the amount of homework you have to do when you sleep all day or have people over or stay up all night or spend your weekends getting drunk.
8. People who try to make me feel bad about my chosen major.
Just so you know, I rather enjoy being an English major. If I wanted to do something associated with math and/or science, I would. I would have a hell of a lot more respect for you if you could actually pass your classes on the first try. I know you think they're really difficult and that it is normal for people to take certain classes multiple times, but I know plenty of people who take classes only once.
7. People who complain about not having any money and then ask if you want to go shopping.
Don't tell me how little money you have and then ask me to go shopping with you.
6. People who spend money on things that they shouldn't be.
What is wrong with paying bills before going out and blowing money on 'fun' things? I would think taking care of business would be at the top of the priority list. Apparently I am wrong.
5. Teachers who want something specific, but don't tell you that before you hand in your assignment.
I wish teachers would be very specific when they want you to do something a certain way. Don't tell me to have more detail and then give me 5 minutes to write a response. I also think it is the common belief among professors and teachers that students are only enrolled in one class. This is false, I am in more than one class so it really sucks when you assign 200 pages of reading for the next class period.
4. Being cold.
There isn't much to expand on here, but I hate everything about the winter. Snow/sleet/ice/wind. You name it, I probably hate it.
3. People who can't drive.
This one really gets me. In general, people drive like shit and I don't know why. Actually, I do. It is because the US gives away driver's licenses like they're candy. You don't really have to earn them, you basically just pay for them. And when you get in trouble for driving like shit, money gets you out of said trouble. I also hate drivers who scrape off just enough ice/snow from their windshield to see out the front. Funny thing about cars, they have more than one window for a reason YOU NEED TO BE ABLE TO SEE IN ALL DIRECTIONS. CLEANING OFF A TINY SQUARE ON THE WINDSHIELD IS NOT ENOUGH!! Something else that is very annoying: people who drive erratically and/or fast when the roads are bad. You make it very unsafe for people like myself who drive cautiously.
2. People who have pets and then don't take care of them.
Pets are pets for a reason, they need you to take care of them. What is so hard about this?? If you can hardly take care of yourself, you probably shouldn't have a pet.
1. Stupid people.
I know this is very general, but it is how I feel most of the time. I feel like I am surrounded by people who do not use their brains, which I probably am.
I really do feel a lot better. Now I can get back to the homework that I have been putting off. Thanks for reading and I promise not every post will be like this. I'll do my best to limit my rants to no more than once a week:)
10. Living with children.
They aren't really children, but something tells me that a classroom of preschoolers have a higher maturity level than my roommates. Seriously folks, lets act like we're in our early twenties and not five.
9. People who bitch about all the things they have to do and then piss all their time away.
Nothing is more irritating that having to listen to people who bitch about all the things they have to do, but everytime you see them they're fucking off. Do not complain to me about the amount of homework you have to do when you sleep all day or have people over or stay up all night or spend your weekends getting drunk.
8. People who try to make me feel bad about my chosen major.
Just so you know, I rather enjoy being an English major. If I wanted to do something associated with math and/or science, I would. I would have a hell of a lot more respect for you if you could actually pass your classes on the first try. I know you think they're really difficult and that it is normal for people to take certain classes multiple times, but I know plenty of people who take classes only once.
7. People who complain about not having any money and then ask if you want to go shopping.
Don't tell me how little money you have and then ask me to go shopping with you.
6. People who spend money on things that they shouldn't be.
What is wrong with paying bills before going out and blowing money on 'fun' things? I would think taking care of business would be at the top of the priority list. Apparently I am wrong.
5. Teachers who want something specific, but don't tell you that before you hand in your assignment.
I wish teachers would be very specific when they want you to do something a certain way. Don't tell me to have more detail and then give me 5 minutes to write a response. I also think it is the common belief among professors and teachers that students are only enrolled in one class. This is false, I am in more than one class so it really sucks when you assign 200 pages of reading for the next class period.
4. Being cold.
There isn't much to expand on here, but I hate everything about the winter. Snow/sleet/ice/wind. You name it, I probably hate it.
3. People who can't drive.
This one really gets me. In general, people drive like shit and I don't know why. Actually, I do. It is because the US gives away driver's licenses like they're candy. You don't really have to earn them, you basically just pay for them. And when you get in trouble for driving like shit, money gets you out of said trouble. I also hate drivers who scrape off just enough ice/snow from their windshield to see out the front. Funny thing about cars, they have more than one window for a reason YOU NEED TO BE ABLE TO SEE IN ALL DIRECTIONS. CLEANING OFF A TINY SQUARE ON THE WINDSHIELD IS NOT ENOUGH!! Something else that is very annoying: people who drive erratically and/or fast when the roads are bad. You make it very unsafe for people like myself who drive cautiously.
2. People who have pets and then don't take care of them.
Pets are pets for a reason, they need you to take care of them. What is so hard about this?? If you can hardly take care of yourself, you probably shouldn't have a pet.
1. Stupid people.
I know this is very general, but it is how I feel most of the time. I feel like I am surrounded by people who do not use their brains, which I probably am.
I really do feel a lot better. Now I can get back to the homework that I have been putting off. Thanks for reading and I promise not every post will be like this. I'll do my best to limit my rants to no more than once a week:)
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